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Hacking the internet
one DEAL at a time.

Get a promo video for your small business.

Delivery within 24 hours - Guaranteed.

Fast, affordable videos designed for small businesses running flash deals or limited-time offers.

Trusted by businesses across Auckland, Wellington, Christchurch & throughout New Zealand

âš¡ 24-Hour Delivery

Perfect for Flash Sales, Special Offers & Product Launches

Ideal for Small Businesses Who Need Video Ads — Fast.

  • âš¡Ready in 24 hours
  • 🎭Custom character & message
  • 📱Optimised for Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok
  • 💰From $60 NZD. Priced for small business budgets
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Launch Your Sale Today

Don't wait weeks for a video. Get yours in 24 hours.

Perfect for: Auckland cafes, Wellington startups, Christchurch retailers, and Kiwi businesses of all types. Weekend sales, product launches, clearance events, holiday promos, and any limited-time offer that needs urgency.

We promise to deliver you a quality promo ad very quickly. We would say it's best to plan ahead. Black Friday orders are flying in as well as Christmas promos. We will never take on any more work than we can deliver in the agreed turnaround time. We always aim for 24 hours, but don't be disappointed by leaving it too late.

Fast. Affordable. No strings attached.

Got a deal or update to post today? Captain Hacks helps small business owners get quick promo videos ready for social media — no long waits, no agency upsells. With our Black Friday offer, you can give us a go for the price of a couple of drinks and have your video in hand within hours.

35% OFF ALL VIDEOS

Use code: BLACK35% at checkout

Limited time offer - Learn more about our Black Friday promo videos!

See It In Action

🎬 Video Examples

These are the kinds of videos that stop the scroll and make people click "Buy Now"

Weekend Flash Sale

Buy 2 scoops, get 1 free. This Weekend Only

New Product Launch

First 24 hours special pricing

Clearance Event

Limited stock - ends midnight

Want to see our full portfolio?

We'll Hack Your Brand
Into People's Brains

Need a promo video that actually stops the scroll? We create short, sharp, attention-hijacking Facebook reels that make your business impossible to ignore.

Each 15-20 second video features our Captain Hacks crew "infiltrating" your business to unleash your latest deal, discount, or offer. Think: a wizard conjuring 20% off wands, a nun blessing book discounts, a cop commandeering free pizza nights. Weird? Yes. Memorable? Absolutely.

PACKAGE_DETAILS

Your video. Your deal. 24 hours. from $60 NZD.

Perfect for restaurants, retail stores, service businesses, or anyone who needs fast, affordable video content that doesn't look like every other boring promo out there. No lengthy contracts. No corporate fluff. Just pay upfront, tell us your deal, and we'll hack it into existence.

Why settle for forgettable when you can be unforgettable?

// Industry Alert

Short-form video has officially taken over digital marketing→

It's changing the game for small businesses everywhere. Whether you run a café, a startup, or an online store, mastering this format is no longer optional — it's essential.

Short video pricing options.

Perfect for social media. Fast Delivery

CAPTAIN HACKS VIDEO

$60 NZD
  • â–¸UP TO 16 SEC VIDEO + END CARD
  • â–¸24 HOUR DELIVERY GUARANTEE
  • â–¸USE CAPTAIN HACKS CHARACTER
  • â–¸SMALL CAPTAIN HACKS LOGO
ORDER NOW

YOUR BRANDING ONLY

$80 NZD
  • â–¸UP TO 16 SEC VIDEO + END CARD
  • â–¸24 HOUR DELIVERY GUARANTEE
  • â–¸CREATE YOUR OWN CHARACTER
  • â–¸NO CAPTAIN HACKS LOGO
ORDER NOW

// BULK ORDERS

Need multiple videos? Contact us for bulk pricing. The more you order, the better the deal.

RECENT CAPTAIN HACKS MISSIONS

// HOVER TO PREVIEW • CLICK TO PLAY WITH SOUND

CLIENT: COFFEE SHOP

Barista hacks your morning routine

Coffee Shop Promo

CLIENT: SECURITY SERVICES

Cop catches the best deal

Security Services Promo

CLIENT: MYSTICAL EMPORIUM

Wizard conjures magical savings

Mystical Emporium Promo

CLIENT: BEACH BRAND

Surfer rides the wave of savings

Beach Brand Promo

CLIENT: CHARITY

Sister Jane blesses your discount

Charity Promo

CLIENT: PET SPA

Pups get pampered for less

Pet Spa Promo

// RESULT: HIGHER ENGAGEMENT, MORE SALES, HAPPIER CLIENTS

HIRE US FOR YOUR HACK

Captain Hacks Video vs Your Brand Video — What's the Difference?

Both deliver the same quality and punch — the only real difference is the style.

Captain Hacks Videos

Feature our fun "hacker" characters who break into websites to unlock deals. They're fast for us to make and help spread the Captain Hacks story.

Your Brand Videos

Fully customized around your business — no hackers, just your message.

Whichever you choose, you get a short, scroll-stopping video that gets attention fast.

WHO ARE WE?

// CLICK PLAY TO MEET THE CREW

We're a crew of digital renegades, video hackers, and marketing misfits who got tired of watching small businesses waste money on boring ads that nobody remembers.

While the big marketing agencies charge $5,000 for a single video and make you wait weeks for "revisions" and "creative consultations", we're out here delivering scroll-stopping content in 24 hours for the price of a decent dinner.

OUR MISSION:

Hijack people's attention and redirect it to businesses that deserve it. No fluff. No corporate speak. Just fast, affordable, memorable video content that actually works.

Whether you're a restaurant promoting taco tuesday, a gym offering new member deals, or a retail store with a flash sale, we'll hack your message into the minds of your target audience using weird characters, punchy editing, and pure creative chaos.

Too weird for mainstream. Too effective to ignore.

QUICK QUESTIONS

The answers you need. Click any question to expand.

INITIATE CONTACT

Ready to hack your marketing? Got questions? Need a custom package? Drop us a line.

Response Time

< 24 HOURS

We reply fast. If we are awake. We will answer you ASAP.

Bulk Orders

CUSTOM PRICING

Need multiple videos? Let's talk packages and discounts.

Questions

Not sure which package? Want to see more examples? Need something custom? Just ask.

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âš¡ Fast Delivery

Get your promo video in 24 hours or less, starting at just $60 NZD.

Serving New Zealand

  • Auckland
  • Wellington
  • Christchurch
  • Dunedin
  • Nationwide Service

🇳🇿 Kiwi Owned

Supporting small businesses from the Far North to Invercargill.

© 2025 Captain Hacks. Hacking deals for Kiwi businesses since day one.